I hate when someone says “I could never be mad at you.” Like no. Just you wait. I’m actually a really shitty and annoying person and I guarantee I will piss you off at some point.
things i need:
- orgasms and cuddles
things i don’t need:
- your dumb ass opinion
I love looking innocent and shy in public because that way people don’t know what a huge masochistic nympho I am.
Pro Tip: Instead of having feelings, try being dead inside. Everything is still horrible but you will not care at all.
Drink too much coffee, wear lipstick that’s too dark, and never settle for a life you don’t want.
hmmm something’s wrong here…. just can’t put my finger on it
Literally every one of those women’s costumes have a “Yandy” watermark. I’m going to flip my shit. How many times do I have to say it.
YANDY IS A LINGERIE SITE. THEY SELL LINGERIE, FOR WOMEN TO BE SEXY IN. FOR SEX. IT’S. WHAT. THEY. SELL.
THEY ARE NOT AN AVERAGE STORE. THESE ARE NOT YOUR AVERAGE CHOICES. STOP BEING MISLEADING.
omfg thIS MEANS PEOPLE HAVE SEX IN SESAME STREET LINGERIE
That just made this post even wronger. Cookie Monster turns people on and that is a completely foreign concept to me.
i’d fuck big bird
I’d take you to Church.